Happy Easter

by Steve, March 23rd, 2008

Oregon SunsetHappy Easter, a holiday when Christians celebrate the resurrection of their Jewish savior by eating pork products and engaging in Pagan fertility symbology. I’m not Christian or Pagan, and I don’t eat meat, but I’ve got nothing against chocolate and fertility rites. So I had a great time celebrating the weekend with my lovely family at the beautiful Oregon coast.

2 Responses to “Happy Easter”

  1. Comment from McAngryPants:

    this explains it!!


  2. Comment from Steve:

    The chocolate explanation is good, but he doesn’t explain the whole pork thing. Maybe they don’t do Easter ham in England.