A Meme for Wacky Mommy

by Steve, March 7th, 2008

Wacky Mommy tagged me for a meme, and doubted I would do it. I’ll show her!

  1. I can’t believe I’ve never…

    Walked on water. (My nascent fan club thinks I think I’m Jesus Christ, evidently.)

  2. I wish I’d …when I had the chance.

    Memorized the numerical codes written on the living walls of the passageways on the the Sirian mother ship mapping the mitochondrial DNA of pre- and post-human evolution.

  3. I’ve never felt so out of place as when I…

    Go to church.

  4. … is my guiltiest pleasure.

    I don’t believe in guilt.

  5. I hope … knows how grateful I am for …

    My extra-dimensional Sirian sistren, for the universal knowledge they’ve bestowed upon me.

  6. In my darkest hours, I secretly blame … for my dysfunction.


  7. … changed my life forever.