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A Meme for Wacky Mommy

by Steve, March 7th, 2008

Wacky Mommy tagged me for a meme, and doubted I would do it. I’ll show her!

  1. I can’t believe I’ve never…

    Walked on water. (My nascent fan club thinks I think I’m Jesus Christ, evidently.)

  2. I wish I’d …when I had the chance.

    Memorized the numerical codes written on the living walls of the passageways on the the Sirian mother ship mapping the mitochondrial DNA of pre- and post-human evolution.

  3. I’ve never felt so out of place as when I…

    Go to church.

  4. … is my guiltiest pleasure.

    I don’t believe in guilt.

  5. I hope … knows how grateful I am for …

    My extra-dimensional Sirian sistren, for the universal knowledge they’ve bestowed upon me.

  6. In my darkest hours, I secretly blame … for my dysfunction.

    Beelzebub.

  7. … changed my life forever.

    C20H25N3O

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2 Responses to “A Meme for Wacky Mommy”

  1. Comment from Wacky Mommy:
    March 7th, 2008 at 4:28 pm

    Yeah, I can’t believe you’ve never walked on water, either! Try it this weekend, ‘k?

  2. Comment from Redheaded Stepchild:
    March 7th, 2008 at 4:35 pm

    C20H25N3O? That’s mighty fine Kool-Aid…