Friday’s Feast #3

by Steve, June 8th, 2007

Appetizer
What do you consider to be the ultimate snack food?

I’ve really been getting into the fried Indian salty snacks lately, but man are they bad for you. So I guess you can’t call them the ultimate snack food. Instead, how about carrot sticks? Low calorie, high in soluble fiber, and sweet and tasty.

Soup
On a scale of 1 to 10 (with 10 as highest), about how popular is your last name?

According to namestatistics.com, it’s on the low end, probably a one or two.

Salad
Who is your all-time favorite sitcom character, and why?

Considering I hate sitcoms, er… well… Barney Fife. Don Knotts was a comic genius.

Main Course
Do you shop online? If so, name some sites you like to browse for goodies.

Yeah, sure, especially for hockey gear, since there are only a few shops in Portland that sell it (for ridiculous prices). I’ve got a list of about a dozen hockey shops where I compare prices, but it most often comes down to HockeyGiant.com. It’s that or drive up to B.C., which isn’t exactly a day trip from Portland.

And, of course, I shop at Left Coast Hockey to test the goods I’m selling to support this site.

Dessert
Fill in the blank: I think ___________ should be ___________.

I think coffee should be strong and black. I also think George W. Bush and Dick Cheney should be frog-marched out of the White House. Skate blades should be sharp. Ice should be hard and smooth. Education, housing, employment and access to health care should be considered a basic human rights. Lord Stanley’s Cup should be in Canada, not in Anaheim where nobody gives a rip. Marijuana should be free and legal. Dogs should be leashed. Children should be loved. Gardens should be nurtured. Public education should be fully funded. Food should be spicy, fresh and healthy. Art should be passionate. Life should be lived as a work of art. That is, life should be lived passionately.

Have a great weekend.

2 Responses to “Friday’s Feast #3”

  1. Comment from Linda:

    We might not be sympatico politically speaking, but we have Barney Fife in common! Great feast.

  2. Comment from Wacky Mommy:

    “Citizen’s Arrest! Citizen’s Arrest!”